I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up. I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. (So I’ve been told) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. DON'T STEREOTYPE! PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE! STOP STEREOTYPING! IT'S WRONG AND HURTFUL! THANK YOU!

You eat, you're fat.you don't ear, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. Ever.

You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking. You let someone in, you're easy. You don't let someone in, you're too uptight. You smoke, you think you're cool. You don't smoke, you're a loser. You've had sex, you're a slut. You haven't had sex, you're a frigid little bitch. You wear make up, you're a slag. You don't wear make up, you're ugly. You can't please annyone. Ever!

Real friends never let you do stupid things...alone

A:Dad I am hungry B: Hi hungry i am dad A: Dad i am serius B :no ,you are hungry . A:You are stupid. B: No i am dad A: -_-

She won't call you. You have to calll her. She won't talk to you. You should go talk to her. She's not going to let you act stupid and act like she likes it. You should just be around her. When you're with a group of friends, she isn't going to run into your arms no matter how much she wants to. You need to come up behind her and wrap your arms around her and let her friends get jealous. She loves you more than you can imagine, no matter how much she doesn't show it. But you boy, you need to show her how much you love her so she isn't afraid to show it back. <3

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.

you eat, you're fat.you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. ever

Nothing conveys the feeling of infinity as much as stupidity does. (Ödön von Horváth)

to be old and wise.. U must first have to be young and stupid!!

blub xD hahahaha well love is stupid and should be hated on the other hand hate is stupid and should be loved but well besides..... beeing real chill stay cool... look what happens should b e above

there are always stupid to fall for that ♥ ღ ☺

Wenn es um DIESEN einen Mensch geht.. ist mein Herz einfach stärker als mein Verstand!! ...Love makes me STUPID!..

"hey hun... here's mommy..do you enjoy your class trip? what are you doing? lots of love, mom" "hey mom.. everythin ok.. listenin2 music...." "hummm.. yeah! sounds great! what band?" "30 seconds to mars" "hahaha, stupid little daughter ;) no one have ever visited the mars, hun! you have to learn more for school!" "it's the name of the band, mom. you have to learn more about music..."

Good friends don't let you do stupid things ... alone! =)

If there were aliens smart enough to come here, they wouldn't be stupid enough to come here. "Jane,Daria"

"it was a great nite :*" "amy? OMG, check who got your sms >:( YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR SEX!!! my first sex i had with 26 years!! GET HOME NOW, WE HAVE TO TALK, I AM VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY DISAPPOINTED!!!" "omg,mom? MOMMY?? f***, don't worry, it's just a song! a song named 'it was a great night/nite', i swear! ;)" "oh.... okay...i'm sorry.." "OMG, BABE, i just told my mom i had a great nite with u! a stupid mistake.. she was very angry.. AND SHE TOLD ME, SHE HAD THE FIRST TIME SEX WHEN SHE WAS 26!!!!! hahaha, i can't understand, why... ;) i showed u old photos of her, didn't i? fuck, she was very ugly, i'm glad i don't look like her!!! omg, but i told her 'it was a great nite' is a song, haha, and she believed me!^^ and our nite was really great, i just wanted 2 let ya know :*" "IT'S STILL YOUR MOM!" "fuck, i'm sorry mom.. and u aren't ugly! hummm..." "get home, i'll kill ya -.-"

Boy: Baby, we need to talk.Girl: Ricardo, what do you mean? Boy: Something has come up... Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad? Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby. Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much. Boy: Baby, are you there? Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important? Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it.. Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me. Boy: I'm leaving.. Girl: Baby, what are you talking about? I don't want you to leave me, I love you. Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away. Girl: Why? All of your family lives over here. Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away. Girl: I can't believe this. Father: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERICA! What did I tell you about talking to boys?! Get off the damn phone! (And hangs up) Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad. Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go. Boy: Would you run away with me? Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me! Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess.. Girl: *Thinking* I can't believe what's going on. Boy: I need to give you something tonight, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now. Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park. Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes. (They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.) Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go. Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.) Boy: Baby, don't cry, you know I love you... But I have to go. Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.) (They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her) It says... "Erica, You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye. - Ricardo" ( Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in the garbage & cries for hours. ) ... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....Friend: How are you feeling? Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me. Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something... Girl: Umm.. okay. (She finds a piece of paper in the jacket.) It says: "Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words... Hate = Love Never = Always Bitch = Baby Will not = will .... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo" Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me! He must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am! ( Erica turns the TV on. ) [Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says. ( She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for... ) ... A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message. "Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good.

I love Pandas, there so chill. They're like "Dude, racism is stupid. I'm Black, White, and Aisan. And everyone loves me. Cause I'm a panda. So stop the hate and start the love, man."

...sometimes I go back in my memories... and I cry again, 'cause I feel the same pain I felt then... I still love you, don't feel bad about it, it's not your fault, boy just stay how you are and don't care about me, I'm just a stupid girl who doesn't know how to stop this painful love... ♥

Don't you ever think about how much that hurts just being Justin Bieber. He always need act happy,he always need have smile on his face.But inside him is not like that,would you cry when someone send you dead tweets or DMs and telling you that you are gay,that you are sing like girl,that you are stupid. stop hate him, he is also only a human...

DEstiny is for losers! It's just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen! ♥'

This is how a guy should treat a girl Hugs from behind. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other (don't make her grab yours). When standing, wrap your arms around her.Forgive her for her mistakes. Look at her like she's the only girl you see. Cuddle with her. Don't force her to do anything!!!!Write her notes.Compliment her Honestly. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. When she crys do whatever to make her smile.Love her with all your heart. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back to her! Don't ever act different in front of your friends than you are when its just you and her!!!! Leave her cute text messages.Kiss her in front of your friends.Trust her over everyone else. Tell her she looks beautiful. Look her in the eye when you talk to her. Tell her stupid jokes to make her laugh. Let her mess with your hair. Mess with her hair. Tickle her even if she says stop. Hold her hand even when you are around your friends. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Stay up with her all night when she's sick. Give her the world. Write her letters When she's sad, hang out with her. Let her know she is important. Let her take all the photos of you she wants. And when you fall in love with her, tell her. And when you do tell her.. Love her like you never loved before.! ♥

ich hasse es wenn man englische wörter einfließen lässt "er ist so ein heißer boy!" "du bist so stupid!" komm schon... das klingt STUPID xD

Hey guys, it anna (anthem) :D You guys wont believe what happened today :'( my boyfriends friend committed suicide, cause his boyfriend was at a party and a girl made him ddrunk and did It with him and video taped it, then that girl gave my boyfriends friend the video.... and .. now hes in heaven.... it would be really nice / helpful if you guys wont do anything stupid like that girl.. and dont forget that everyone is suicidal.. so you should be very careful what you do, say and so on... Rest In Peace Zeke :'( (btw. i dont even know the guy that died, but guys, many people die everyday... did you ever think how sad it already is when one person dies??)

The stupid never forgive nor forget. The naiv forgive and forget, the wise forgive but do not forget

GO AHEAD, Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know some one random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you thin k. Laugh until your stomach hurts. Live life. Regret nothing.

CRAZY STUPIDLOVE: -Zieh dein Hemd aus! -(Zieht sein Hemd aus, super 6pack kommt zum Vorschein) -Ist das dein Ernst?! -Wieso? -Du siehst aus wie gephotoshopt!!! oO

I love you OKAY??? & I know its stupid & I know you Dont care...

Why, Mom? I went to a party Mom, I remembered your words. You told me not to drink, so I drank no alcohol. I felt very proud mummy, just like you said I would. I plan to not drink and drive, Mom, even though the others are. I know that it was right, Mom, I know you're always right. The party is ending, Mom, everyone is driving. When I got into my car, Mom, I knew that I'd get home. Because of your education. So responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, and pulled out into the street. But the other driver did not see me and hit me with full force. As I lay on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman who was drunk. And now I'm the one who will pay. I'm lying here dying, Mom, I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen? My life just burst like a balloon. All around, everything is full of blood, Mom, and most of it is me. I hear the medic say, Mom, that there is no help for me. I wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I did not drink. It was the others, Mom did not think. He was probably at the same party as I.. The only difference is, he drank and I will die. Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life. I now have severe pain, like a knife so sharply. The man, who has started me, Mom walks around, and I am dying here. He looks just stupid. Tell my sister that she should not cry, Mom. Daddy to be brave. And if I go to heaven, Mom, "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have told him, Mom, not drink, and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I would still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm scared. Please do not cry for me, Mom. You were always there when I needed you. I just have one last question, Mom, before I go away from here: I did not drink and drive, why am I the one to die? NOTE: This text into a poem was at the Springfield High School in circulation, after a week earlier, two students were killed in a car accident. Under the poem is the following request: SOMEONE HAS THE EFFORTS MADE TO WRITE THIS POEM. PLEASE GIVE IT TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE NEXT. WE WANT TO TRY IT ALL OVER THE WORLD TO DISTRIBUTE TO ALLOW THE PEOPLE FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS. Also you should copy this poem. It just happen still too many accidents due to alcohol on the streets, for which again the innocent to death. Help - this poem is to go all over the world! Who that is also expressed to heart, "Like me." : '(

fuck is stupid fuck is funny many people fuck for money. :D

daughter : '' hey mum me and my boyfriend are just going to my room. '' mum : '' ok dont do anything stupid '' * mum hears her daughter screaming ''BAABBY BAABBY BAABBYY OOHHHH'' !! * * mum rushes up stairs * mum : ''what are you doing !!?!??!!'' daughter : ''get out mum we are having sex !!.'' mum : ''ohhh thank god, i thought you were listening to justin bieber.''